08 Aug 2009, Posted by jay rusovich , 2 Comments
What I’ve Learned from Jay Regarding Relationships and Love
1] Love is a transaction at best, if it exists at all in the sense most of us think of it. And it probably doesn’t [exist], but might, depending on how one defines it, which is always kind of obtuse.
Put it this way: It’s along the lines of, either lust, a close friendship…or a full-bore pathology.
2] Love is a tool used to negotiate relationships; and its effectiveness hinges on one’s inability to understand it because it doesn’t really exist in the first place…at least, not the way its billed.
3] Everything boils down to a transaction. You have to negotiate for the best deal possible.
4] A lot of women short change themselves by not understanding negotiations.
5] The most effective way to emasculate a man is to force him to refer to his feelings in first person.
6] If you emasculate a man, he will find someone who makes him feel good about himself and dump you.
7] You better like a man for what he gives you because you aren’t going to get anything more without a supoena.
8] It’s a man’s job to make money…and preferably, lots of it.
9] It’s a woman’s job to be beautiful…and somehow keep it that way.
10] Women have a limited amount of time in which to find a man to subsidize her existence. The more time that passes, the less she gets.
11] As a woman, if you’re over 35 you should forget about having children…unless you have connections at a sperm bank and cash under a mattress.
12] Attractive young men (under 30) are only interested in sex, because, like, when you’re a shark in a school of mullet, you can feed at will.
13] Men in their 30’s will only get seriously involved with women in their 20’s because they know that in 10 years they will still be in their 30’s…and not 40’s, for example.
14] All men will go for the hottest girl they can find. Period. The rest they’ll sort out later.
15] Men are simple creatures that exist in a constant state of arrested development.
16] Woman are complex creatures who mitigate the conundrum that is their lives with sex, drugs, clothing and chocolate.
17] What a man does for a woman determines her actual worth to him at that given moment in time.
18] A woman with her own career, money etc. does not need -and probably doesn’t want – a man.
19] Men don’t have to be in good shape to have a beautiful woman by their side. They have to be in good shape, financially, to have a beautiful woman at their side.
20] Men should date women half their age plus seven years, until they reach the age of 60, in which case the 7-year thing starts going backwards.
21] Whenever Jay says, “It’s not my role” it means that it’s a woman’s role.
22] Feminism is to blame for the all the confusion and ultimate demise of the heterosexual relationship.
Stopjayrusovich.com is my next venture…xo, YB
