If for whatever ever reason you’re interested in knowing whether it’s a woman’s time of the month, simply observe her gym attire. The above gym shorts are common among women in this category as they are about as sexy as that thing they found on Long Island that ended up on Monsterquest.

The tops are just as bad, but I couldn’t find the right combo. As for make-up, there isn’t any…not that there should be in a gym. But it’s not there, anyway.

You might also notice a change in attitude, which comes across as hyper focus bordering on what appears to be myopic psychosis.

With this in mind, my suggestion to any of you interested in approaching a woman in a gym is to do so when she’s back to brandishing something along the lines of the following:

This came up in conversation the other day, so I thought I’d help out.

Peace.