“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries of life disappear and life stands explained.” Mark Twain
Question 1: Why don’t men like to be asked questions like, “Do you love me?” or, “How do you feel about me?”
Answer: Men display love through actions, not words. The fact that a man does something nice [unsolicited] for a woman speaks volumes. On the second question, men are repulsed by women with inferiority issues if only because it renders their “conquests” meaningless.
Question 2: “How many people have you slept with?”
Answer: I don’t know.
Question 3: How do you feel about cheating?
Answer: The same way I feel about female passive-aggression, which I’ve discussed ad nauseam.
Question 4: Do you check out other women when you’re on a date?
Answer: Yes. But both genders are guilty of this practice. One’s just more discrete.
Question 5: Would you enjoy a threesome?
Answer: It’s not a preoccupation of mine, but sure, given the right circumstances, why not?
Question 6: Would you let a girlfriend drive your sports car?
Answer: On an empty road in broad daylight.
Question 7: Can a girl join a bunch of guys on their night out?
Answer: As long as she doesn’t inhibit their arrested adolescence.
Question 8: Do you usually know what a woman is thinking?
Answer: Sure. It’s usually several things at once, and most of them unresolved.
Question 9: If you think a girlfriend’s friend is hot, would you sleep with her?
Question 10: What questions from a woman are off-limits?
Answer: “Do you love me?” “Am I good enough?” “Since I have no life, can you give me one?”
Question 11: Do men like comments like, “Can I bring you a beer?”
Answer: Yes, because it indicates she’s wired into the male psyche and willing to validate it.
Question 12: Would two BJs be too much for one evening?
Answer: For me, one would be enough. “Too much” is a bit strong, though.
Question 13: Why don’t men attach as easily as women?
Answer: I don’t know. But once they are [attached] it usually requires a police escort and a restraining order to get rid of them.
Question 14: Do you think women really want to know what a man’s thinking?
Answer: If they really considered it, NO.
Question 15: What’s he willing to do to get you into bed?
Answer: If he’s physically attracted to you, pretty much anything. Your vivid imagination simply isn’t enough to match his determination.